Courtesy of Prentiss F.
A Kansas State Wildcat fan is drinking in a New York bar, when
he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear
to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar,
announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Kansas State
Wildcat baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the Kansas State fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average
back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Kansas State Wildcat
baby boy. Gonna be a Kansas State football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many
exclamations of "WOW!"
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, aren't you the father of that typical Kansas State Wildcat
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been
making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers! , "Seventeen pounds." The bartender
is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened?
He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Kansas State father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."