Courtesy of Ken G.
We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake.
This just tells you how tough it is to be single
nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay
Leno. Jay went into
the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her
tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and
the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt
Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They
were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were
headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down
the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she
should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of
the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the
front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against
the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on
the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a
real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could
think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her
plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is
taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing
her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came
around the car as she tried to cover herself with
her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his
eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and
when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real
problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way,
her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her
butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants
... And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to
being 'pissed off'.