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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The
man seemed more amused when on the fourth move, the
man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he
had to say for
himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was
like this:
When the
lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat
under a sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and
I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said: "Logan's
Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she
placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick
Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor,
when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident"... I just lost
it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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