Blonde Medical Term Translations

• Anally -- occurring yearly
• Artery -- study of paintings
• Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
• Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
• Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
• Caesarian section -- district in Rome
• Cat scan -- searching for kitty
• Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
• Colic -- sheep dog
• Coma -- a punctuation mark
• Congenital -- friendly
• D&C -- where Washington is
• Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
• Dilate -- to live long
• Enema -- not a friend
• Fester -- quicker
• Fibula -- a small lie
• Genital -- non-Jewish
• G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
• Grippe -- suitcase
• Hangnail -- coat hook
• Impotent -- distinguished, well known
• Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
• Labour pain -- got hurt at work
• Medical staff -- doctor's cane
• Morbid -- higher offer
• Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
• Node -- was aware of
• Outpatient -- person who had fainted
• Pap smear -- fatherhood test
• Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
• Post operative -- letter carrier
• Protein -- favouring young people
• Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
• Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
• Rheumatic -- amorous
• Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
• Secretion -- hiding anything
• Seizure -- Roman emperor
• Serology -- study of knighthood
• Tablet -- small tablet
• Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
• Tibia -- country in North Africa
• Tumor -- an extra pair
• Urine -- opposite of you're out
• Varicose -- located nearby
• Vein -- conceited