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Soooo Blonde

Courtesy of Ken G.

She was Soooooooo Blonde . .

  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • She thought General Motors was in the army.
  • She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
  • At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

  • She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
  • Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
  • She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
  • She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

  • She studied for a blood test.
  • She sold the car for gas money.
  • When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
  • When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
  • She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
  • She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

  • She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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