Stories/Jokes: Battle of the Sexes

Geography by Gender

Courtesy of Michael B.


Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 39 she is like France . Gently aging, but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 40 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After age 70, she becomes like Afghanistan . Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


Between 15 and 70, a man is like the former Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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