A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a
tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being
such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only
occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife
30 years younger than I am." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply
disappointed, but a wish is a wish....So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -- abracadabra! --
the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots.... But