|
|
What Men are Like
Courtesy of Prentiss F.
Men are like....
- Men are like ....Laxatives.... They irritate the shit out of you.
- Men are like ....Bananas.... The older they get, the less firm
they
are.
- Men are like ....Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like ....Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
- Men are like ....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right
for your hips.
- Men are like ....Commercials.... You can't believe a word they
say.
- Men are like ....Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
- Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long
to
mature.
- Men are like ....Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign
of
emotion.
- Men are like ....Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
- Men are like ....Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like ....Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
- Men are like ....Parking Spots.... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.
|
|
