PMS Hints

Top ten tips to identify PMS:

  • 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  • 9.   You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
  • 8.   The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
  • 7.   Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
  • 6.   You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
  • 5.   Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
  • 4.   You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
  • 3.   You're counting down the days until menopause.
  • 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
  • 1.   The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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