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Dr. Phil's Advice

Courtesy of Terry B.S.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off:

  • A bottle of Merlot
  • A bottle of White Zinfandel
  • A bottle of Baileys
  • A bottle of Kahlua
  • A package of Oreos
  • The remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions
  • The rest of the Cheesecake
  • Some Saltines and a box of Chocolates

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

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