Dysfunctional Family

Courtesy of David R.

Your Family May Be Dysfunctional If...

• Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
• Your mother and your pre-teen sister are always fighting over the last beer.
• In the middle of a family reunion, the FBI cuts power to the ranch.
• The bikers next door are always complaining about the noise.
• There cannot be a crisis today: my schedule is already full.
• Family discussions usually begin with "Put the gun down."
• Instead of saying Grace at dinner, dad reads a passage from Penthouse Forum.
• Thanksgiving dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.
• The new bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.

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