Stories/Jokes: Married w/Children

Dysfunctional Family

Courtesy of David R.

Your Family May Be Dysfunctional If...

  • Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
  • Your mother and your pre-teen sister are always fighting over the last beer.
  • In the middle of a family reunion, the FBI cuts power to the ranch.
  • The bikers next door are always complaining about the noise.
  • There cannot be a crisis today: my schedule is already full.
  • Family discussions usually begin with "Put the gun down."
  • Instead of saying Grace at dinner, dad reads a passage from Penthouse Forum.
  • Thanksgiving dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.
  • The new bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
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