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60's Hits to Accommodate Aging Baby Boomers

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Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to. They include:

Herman's Hermits:      "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees:      "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Bobby Darin:      "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"

Ringo Starr:      "I Get By With a Little Help From DEPENDS"

Roberta Flack:      "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash:      "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Paul Simon:      "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Commodores:      "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"

Marvin Gaye:      "I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts"

Procol Harum:      "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

Leo Sayer:      "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

The Temptations:      "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

ABBA:      "Denture Queen"

Elvis:      "Heartbreak Hospice"

Bob Dylan:      "Like A Kidney Stone"

Queen:      "We WERE the Champions"

Beatles:      "With a Little Help From My Meds"

Dion:      "Limparound Sue"

The Rolling Stones:      "Limping-Jack Flash"

Tony Orlando:      "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"

Helen Reddy:      "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"

Willie Nelson:      "On the Throne Again"

John Prine:      "Pink Cataract"

John Denver:      "Rocky Mountain High Fiber"

Lesley Gore:      "It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To"

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