Pillow Talk

Courtesy of Prentiss F.

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!

Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on.
Wife: All right, I'll do it.

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?

Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!

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