Stories/Jokes: Infidelity Humor

Golf Course Genie

Courtesy of David R.

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband, whose name was Bennie, said, "Honey, be very careful so that when you drive the ball, you don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife's name, coincidentally, was "Honey."

The wife teed up and, wouldn't you know it, she shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, in a big crybaby voice of a crybaby husband, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up to the big house, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in. "They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you," said the man on the couch. "I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem, it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?," the husband asked.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The wife agreed to go with the genie. The genie took the wife upstairs and they went at it for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and asked, with a big toothy grin, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "35," she replied. "And he still believes in genies?.... That's amazing."

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