Courtesy of P.F.
After living in the remote mountain wilderness of a West Virginia hollow all his life, an old wrinkled, leprechaun lookin' hillbilly decided it was about time he visited the big city.
After arriving In one of the mall stores he picked up a mirror and never having seen one before was surprised when he looked into it.
He remarked at the image staring back at him, saying, 'how about that, there be a picture of me ole pappy.' and bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn.
Every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
So one day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
'So that's the ugly bitch he must be runnin' around with.