Stories/Jokes: On the Job

11 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

Courtesy of David R.

11. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

10. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

9. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.

8. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

7. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.

2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

And the No. 1 reason for going to work naked:

1. No one steals your chair.

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