Stories/Jokes: Miscellaneous

You Know You're Broke When:

Courtesy of Suzie S.

  • At communion you go back for seconds.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  • Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
  • You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
  • McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
  • American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
  • You can calculate your net worth by how many gallons of gasoline are in your vehicle.
  • You have no fear of identity theft because anyone assuming your identity would be hounded by bill collectors (matter of fact you'd welcome it).
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