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Classified Ads
Courtesy of Prentiss F.
THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
- FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
- FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
- FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out a while..better be a
reward.
- NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
- GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
- WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)...
- FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
last month, wife knows everything.
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