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A Definition of Globalization Everyone Can Understand:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess riding with her Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, who were riding Japanese motorcycles.

Di was treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent around by a Canadian, using American technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to your retailer by Mexican illegals.

That, my friends, is Globalization.

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