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Famous Last Words
Courtesy of David R.
- "Piece of Cake."
- "I'll get a world record for this."
- "It's fireproof."
- "He's probably just hibernating."
- "What does this button do?"
- "I'm making a citizen's arrest."
- "So, you're a cannibal..."
- "It's probably just a rash."
- "Are you sure the power is off?"
- "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"
- "The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
- "Pull the pin and count to what?"
- "Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
- "I wonder where the mother bear is?"
- "I've seen this done on TV."
- "These are the good kind of mushrooms."
- "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
- "Let it down slowly."
- "Rat poison only kills rats."
- "Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."
- "It's strong enough for both of us."
- "This doesn't taste right."
- "I can make this light before it changes."
- "Nice doggie."
- "I can do that with my eyes closed."
- "I've done this before."
- "Well, we've made it this far."
- "That's odd."
- "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
- "Don't be so superstitious."
- "Now watch this..."
- "What duck?"
- "Oh, Shit!"
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