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Famous Last Words

Courtesy of David R.

  • "Piece of Cake."
  • "I'll get a world record for this."
  • "It's fireproof."
  • "He's probably just hibernating."
  • "What does this button do?"
  • "I'm making a citizen's arrest."
  • "So, you're a cannibal..."
  • "It's probably just a rash."
  • "Are you sure the power is off?"
  • "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"
  • "The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
  • "Pull the pin and count to what?"
  • "Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
  • "I wonder where the mother bear is?"
  • "I've seen this done on TV."
  • "These are the good kind of mushrooms."
  • "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
  • "Let it down slowly."
  • "Rat poison only kills rats."
  • "Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."
  • "It's strong enough for both of us."
  • "This doesn't taste right."
  • "I can make this light before it changes."
  • "Nice doggie."
  • "I can do that with my eyes closed."
  • "I've done this before."
  • "Well, we've made it this far."
  • "That's odd."
  • "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
  • "Don't be so superstitious."
  • "Now watch this..."
  • "What duck?"
  • "Oh, Shit!"
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