New Shoes

  Giorgio is in this country for only 6 months.
  He walks to work 20 blocks every day
  And passes a shoe store.
  Each day he stops and looks in the window
  To admire the Bocceli leather shoes.
  He wants those shoes so much...
  it's all he can think about.

  After about 2 months he saves the price
  Of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
  Every Friday night the Italian community
  Holds a dance in the church basement.
  Giorgio seizes this opportunity to wear
  His new Bocceli leather shoes for the first time.

  He asks Sophia to dance and
  As they dance he asks her,
  "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
  Startled, Sophia replies,
  "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight,   But how do you know?"

  Giorgio answers,
  "I see the reflection in my new
  $300 Bocceli leather shoes.
  How do you like them?"

  Next he asks Rosa to dance,
  And after a few minutes he asks,
  " Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?"
  Rosa answers,
  "Yes, Giorgio, I do,
  But how do you know that?"

  He replies,
  "I see the reflection in my new
  $300 Bocceli leather shoes.
  How do you like them?"

  Now as the evening is almost over
  And the last song is being played,
  Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.
  Midway through the dance his face turns red.
  And he states,
  "Carmella, stilla my heart,
  Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight,
  Please, please, tella me this true!"
  Carmella smiles coyly and answers,
  "Yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."

  Giorgio gasps,
  "Thanka God.
  I thought I had a CRACK in my
  $300 Bocceli leather shoes!"