Stories/Jokes: Off-Color Humor

Halloween Double-takes

Halloween Things that Sound Dirty.... But Aren't:

  • She's a goblin!
  • I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
  • Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night!
  • Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
  • She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
  • If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
  • Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
  • Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
  • You scared me stiff!
  • He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor.
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