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Redneck Technical TermsCourtesy of David R.LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove DOWNLOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck MEGAHERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do CHIP: Munchies fer the TV MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy flatlander wine ENTER: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse
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