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Lottery Winner

Courtesy of Webjockey

Won any lotteries lately? Well, I have (lol), as this email that I recieved plainly states. Or maybe it's an inheritance. Whoever wrote this scam letter can't seem to decide. One thing for sure, the sender is certainly not up on current events. Tony Blair stepped down as Prime Minister of Great Britain some time ago. Minor detail....

[email protected]
date Aug 15, 2007 5:25 AM
subject ATM CARD SWIFT PAYMENT

ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
BANK OF ENGLAND

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR LOTTERY WINNING /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR WINNING / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS OF THE LOTTERY ORGANIZATION. ALL IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE WINNING TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST FEATURES STATEMENTS AND PRESS RELEASES BY PRESIDENT W.BUSH AND BRITISH PRIME MINISTER TONY BLAIR THEY HAVE DECIDED TO CLEAR ALL THE OUTSTANDING DEBTS BEFORE LEAVE THE SEAT. THIS IS IN ALLIANCE WITH THE UNITED NATION SECRETARY GENERAL KOFFI ANNAN.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

FULL NAME:
AGE:
MARITAL STATUS
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY/CITY:
TEL/FAX NUMBERS:
CURRENT RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS WHERE YOU NEED TO RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE

CONTACT PERSON:
MR ERIC BLUMBERG
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
29 BELLEVIEW RD LONDON,
SW1P 3PA. UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL: [email protected]

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT €750.000 (SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTHY THOUSAND EUROS ) AS THE WINNING FOR THE WORLD 2006/2007 INHERITANCE/LOTTO DRAWS. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S). THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

EMAIL BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (699) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER AND THAT CODE IS FOR YOU TO KNOW YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE WITH THE BANK.

MRS TINA IRENA
ATM CARD PAYMENT DPT


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