Stories/Jokes: Pets & Other Critters

Out of Gas

One day a little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you."

Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it.

"OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash. And only go one time around the block."

Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Dad said, "Where's Susie?"

Little girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block. There's another dog pushing her home."

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