Courtesy of Gregory G.
One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman`s house. Superman said, "Hey, Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!"
Spiderman replied, "No can do. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it."
So rejected Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey, Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!"
Batman replies, "Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it.
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he see, but none other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle, and stark naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea...
"They've always said I'm "faster than a speeding bullet" and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her "Wonder Powers".
So, he zzoooooommms down and does her in a FLASH!!! and is gone before anyone can notice.
Startled Wonder Woman sits up and asks, "What was that!?!"
To which the Invisible Man replied as he sat up from laying between her legs, "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell!"