Stories/Jokes: Off-Color Humor

The Traveler

Courtesy of Gregory G.

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen board stepping through the door. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards the empty seat next to him.

A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to him. Anxious to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "So where are you flying to today?"

She turns and smiles, saying "To an annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago."

He swallows hard, and is instantly CRAZED with excitement. Here’s the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "And what is your role at this convention?"

She flips her hair back, turns to look deep into his eyes, and says, "Well, I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", says the man, gulping heavily and reposition himself in the seat. "And what myths are those?"

She explains, "Well one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed men in the country, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is the most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchman are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish extraction who romance women best."

"Very interesting," the man responds.

Suddenly the woman appears to become very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name."

The man extends his hand and replies, "Geronimo, Geronimo Goldstein."

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