State Mottos1. ALABAMA - HELL, YE-AH! WE HAVE
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MAYOR?2. ALASKA - 11,623 ESKIMOS CAN'T BE WRONG. 3. ARIZONA - BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT. 4. ARKANSAS - LITERACY AIN'T EVERYTHING. 5. CALIFORNIA - BY AGE 30 OUR WOMEN HAVE MORE PLASTIC THAN YOUR HONDA ~ AND THAT'S THE TRUTH! 6. COLORADO - IF YOU DON'T SKI, DON'T BOTHER. 7. CONNECTICUT - LIKE MASSACHUSETTS, ONLY THE KENNEDY'S DON'T OWN IT YET. 8. DELAWARE - WE REALLY DO LIKE THE CHEMICALS IN OUR WATER. 9. FLORIDA - HOME OF THE HEADLESS DRIVERS. 10. GEORGIA - WE PUT THE "FUN" IN FUNDAMENTALIST EXTREMISM. 11. HAWAII - HAKA TIKI MOU SHA'AMI LEEKI TORU (DEATH TO MAINLAND SCUM, LEAVE YOUR MONEY). 12. IDAHO - MORE THAN JUST POTATOES....WELL OKAY, WE'RE NOT, BUT THE POTATOES SURE ARE REAL GOOD. 13. ILLINOIS - PLEASE DON'T PRONOUNCE THE "S". 14. INDIANA - 2 BILLION YEARS TIDAL WAVE FREE. 15. IOWA - WE DO AMAZING THINGS WITH CORN. 16. KANSAS - FIRST OF THE RECTANGLE STATES. 17. KENTUCKY - FIVE MILLION PEOPLE; FIFTEEN LAST NAMES. 18. LOUISIANA - WE'RE NOT ALL DRUNK CAJUN WACKOS, BUT THAT'S OUR TOURISM CAMPAIGN. 19. MAINE - WE'RE REALLY COLD, BUT WE HAVE CHEAP LOBSTER. 20. MARYLAND - IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, WE CAN TAX IT. 21. MASSACHUSETTS - OUR TAXES ARE LOWER THAN SWEDEN'S (FOR MOST TAX BRACKETS). 22. MICHIGAN - FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE FROM THE CANADIANS. 23. MINNESOTA - 10,000 LAKES.... AND 10,000,000,000,000 MOSQUITOES. 24. MISSISSIPPI - COME AND FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR OWN STATE. 25. MISSOURI - YOUR FEDERAL FLOOD RELIEF TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK. 26. MONTANA - LAND OF THE BIG SKY, THE UNABOMBER, RIGHT-WING CRAZIES, AND VERY LITTLE ELSE. 27. NEBRASKA - ASK ABOUT OUR STATE MOTTO CONTEST. 28. NEVADA - HOOKERS AND POKER. 29. NEW HAMPSHIRE - GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE. 30. NEW JERSEY - YOU WANT A @%&#%&$ MOTTO? I GOT YER %$&##@& MOTTO RIGHT HERE. 31. NEW MEXICO - LIZARDS and TARANTULAS MAKE EXCELLENT PETS. 32. NEW YORK - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 33. NORTH CAROLINA - TOBACCO IS A VEGETABLE. 34. NORTH DAKOTA - WE REALLY ARE ONE OF THE 50 STATES. 35. OHIO - HOME OF LAKE ERIE AND THE MISTAKE BY THE LAKE (CLEVELAND). 36. OKLAHOMA - LIKE THE PLAY, ONLY NO SINGING. 37. OREGON - SPOTTED OWL...IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER. 38. PENNSYLVANNIA - COOK WITH COAL. 39. RHODE ISLAND - WE'RE NOT REALLY AN ISLAND. 40. SOUTH CAROLINA - REMEMBER THE CIVIL WAR? WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SURRENDER. 41. SOUTH DAKOTA - CLOSER THAN NORTH DAKOTA. 42. TENNESSEE - THE EDJUCASHUN STATE. 43. TEXAS - SI' HABLO INGLES. 44. UTAH - OUR JESUS IS BETTER THAN YOUR JESUS. 45. VERMONT - YEP. 46. VIRGINIA - WHO SAYS GOVERNMENT STIFFS AND SLACKJAW YOKELS DON'T MIX? 47. WASHINGTON - HELP! WE'RE OVERRUN BY NERDS AND SLACKERS. 48. WEST VIRGINIA - ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.....REALLY! 49. WISCONSIN - COME CUT THE CHEESE. 50. WYOMING - WHERE MEN ARE MEN.....AND THE SHEEP ARE SCARED! AND FINALLY:
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