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Survivor: West Virginia

Courtesy of Prentiss F.

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, WVU-TV is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor: West Virginia Style"

The contestants will start in Wheeling, travel down to New Martinsville and on to Parkersburg. From there they will head over to Ripley and over to Odessa and Summersville. They will then proceed up to Buckhannon and Fairmont, then west through Barrackville, Hundred, Bannen up to Cameron, Lone Oak and back over to Wheeling.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

  • "I'm Gay"
  • "I'm a Vegetarian"
  • "NASCAR Sucks"
  • "Go Pitt!!!"
  • "Copenhagen is for Idiots"
  • "Bush in 2008"
  • "Deer Hunting is Murder"
  • "Say No to Budweiser"
  • "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"

The first one that makes it back to Wheeling alive, wins!

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