Married w/Children

Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me (sniff) 'Married' (walk off). That's how they mark their territory. You can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes. - Andy Rooney

Shopping with the W...
Dysfunctional Family	The Plaque
Not Tonight	Dumbest Kid in World
Genealogy	Cowboy Boots
Airplane Conversation	Report Card
20 Year Anniversary	Marriage & the Bar
Driving with Dad	Too Young
Wal-Mart Computer Doc	Family Values
Letters to Welfare	Taxi Ride
Letter from Camp	Bouncy Wife
First Time	Crystal Ball
Living Will	Love, Lust & Marriage
Dear Mom	Traffic Stop
Trip to the Drugstore	Outhouse Prank
Newlywed Bride	Incredible Lady
Homeless Handout	Little Davie
Children's Comebacks	The Birds and the Bees
Fishing Trip	New Car
Mower	10 Rules of Wedlock
Origin of Children	Dirty Mind
Trading Places	First Kiss
The Good, The Bad, and....	Kids' Stories
Children's Tales of the Sea	Parents' Dictionary
Letter from the Tooth Fairy	Mom's Brownies
Preparation for Parenthood	True Husband
Suffer the Little Children	Wife