Adult Humor

BREAKING NEWS: Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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Bear Hunting	Little Ralphy
Gold Nugget	Veterinary School
Union Brothel	2008 Tax Code
Sign Language Sex	Bon Voyage
No. 2 Pencil	Once Upon a Time
Ghost Sex	Pumpkin Incident
Donald Duck Exposed	Fast Eddie
Turner Brown	Ah, the Smell
New Shoes	Wendy Tattoo
Proxy Father	Bedroom Golf
Doctor's Orders	50th Anniversary
Milk Cow	Glittery Mom
Nice Story	Thirsty Cowboy
The Preacher	Hired Ranch Hand
The Paint Can	Doing "Laundry"
Out on the Balcony	Gunfighter
Chinese Proverbs	Southern Lady
Semen Sample	Hitchhike
10 Times	E.T.
Harley-Davidson	Little Old Lady
Wedding Night	Outhouse
Son-in-Law	Escaped Inmate
Vaseline Research	Anniversary Dinner
Ah, Me Daughter	Queen
Irish Wife	Dream Flight
Moon Walk	The Nun in Hooters